The first of our imports to arrive from China. Yes ! by boat ! all the way from China comes ....... El Bastardo !!

El Bastardo is 7 inches tall and 3 inches wide . El Bastardo holds 16 ounces and comes in black. Favorite beverage of El Bastardo is the Creamsicle. Mix equal amounts Triple Sec, White Creme De Cacao, and Cream. Strain into El Bastardo add ice and top off with a mint leaf.

$9.99

Our second China import is U Bastard. This Sucker is big ....BIG ! Standing in at 9 and 1/4 inches tall and holding 24 ounces U Bastard is the tallest of the Munktiki Mugs. U Bastard comes in 2 lovely colors, your basic black and cool white. It's the little known drink "Odeon Casino" for U Bastard. Add equal parts peach juice and chilled champagne. Top off with a peach slice and maybe a couple dashes of Peach Schnapps. Stir very gently and gulp. Yoooh Weee....... thats tastey ! U Bastard comes in at the low "Import Price" of just $11.99.